were trying to help my dad who is getting his foot amputated by making up a silly list?
We are making a top ten list on why to get your foot amputated and so far we have
-one less foot to stick in your mouth
-1/2 off manicure
-peg leg pirate for halloween
what are some other good ones?
1. you dont realy have a foot to stand on
2. its quicker to paint ur nails now
3. its easyer to buy shoes now
4.half as much washing with half as many socks
5. you got a excuse to be lazy
6. you can impress the girls with a set of wheels
star wars ,funny, leg break, silly mad and crazy BEST Chewbacca sounds
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